vercord

A webhook relay. Vercel sends deployment events, Vercord forwards them to Discord. That's it.

Events hit Discord within seconds of Vercel firing them

Branch, commit, status, links — all in the embed

Deploy, add 4 env vars, done

This isn't a platform or a service. It's ~200 lines of code that sits between Vercel and Discord. Self-host it, fork it, forget about it.